15 . 01 . 2013
We’re going to talk a bit about how aries loves and screws for people that have it in their 7th and/or 8th houses, Venus and/or their Mars in Aries or have their venus and mars planets aspecting a crap ton of others (particularly each other and pluto). 
Aries doesn’t really love, they love HARD. People with Aries 7th Houses want relationships that they dominate and partners that seem un-dominatable — because its fun like that. If you have Aries in any of the the love planets or houses, people probably have this idea that you’re a hard one to wine and dine and to catch. 
Aries doesn’t play that. The Aries 8th house people want partners that will physically, emotionally and psychologically drive them insane and CONSTANTLY make them work for it. They think that subtlety is bullshit and they love men and women that look like they own multiple love dungeons. 
Aries Venus and Mars ladies and gents want partners that either intentionally dominate or ACCIDENTALLY dominate. They’re also suckers for legs, jawlines and might not think it foul to have sex on the first date. Even Ares fucked Aphrodite after all. 

We’re going to talk a bit about how aries loves and screws for people that have it in their 7th and/or 8th houses, Venus and/or their Mars in Aries or have their venus and mars planets aspecting a crap ton of others (particularly each other and pluto). 

Aries doesn’t really love, they love HARD. People with Aries 7th Houses want relationships that they dominate and partners that seem un-dominatable — because its fun like that. If you have Aries in any of the the love planets or houses, people probably have this idea that you’re a hard one to wine and dine and to catch. 

Aries doesn’t play that. The Aries 8th house people want partners that will physically, emotionally and psychologically drive them insane and CONSTANTLY make them work for it. They think that subtlety is bullshit and they love men and women that look like they own multiple love dungeons. 

Aries Venus and Mars ladies and gents want partners that either intentionally dominate or ACCIDENTALLY dominate. They’re also suckers for legs, jawlines and might not think it foul to have sex on the first date. Even Ares fucked Aphrodite after all. 

11 . 01 . 2013

In honor of the resurrection of the 10+ messages we’ve received about compatibility, we’ve decided to do a celebrity edition of it because we love you all so much. The co-runner of this blog is into the Vampire Diaries and she’s developed a fascination for Ian Somerhalder. She liked him beforehand, but he REALLY stood out to her in this series. She channeled that interest into doing what we always do – We looked up his natal chart and his wife’s to see what their sex life is like! You’re going to have to fan yourself for this one, folks. Please, call life support.

  • Ian’s a Sagittarius with a Scorpio Venus and a Sagittarius Mars with an Aries Moon (dear lord) and his other placements loaded into once again…Sagittarius. You can view his chart here
     
  • His pretty woman Nina Dobrev (she’s adorable, have you seen the pics?) is a level headed Capricorn with a Sagittarius Venus and an Aries Mars with an Aquarian Moon. You can view hers here

Scorpio and Sagittarius are known to bump heads and produce a near unmatched intensity together. Someone with BOTH inside of them is going to produce a person that’s somewhat of a ..trickmaster..a jokester, a person who you have to regularly smack because they think everything is a practical joke. In bed, (especially if their venus and mars are aspected with any other planets) will make someone playful with a capital P. They’ll be warm, adventurous and will be more than happy to turn a trip to Starbucks into an episode where you’re fucking behind someone’s bushes in a parking lot.

Sweet Nina’s probably attractive to him because she’s the definition of an Aries in looks and Sag boys are usually suckers for a killer pair of legs. Even though she looks delicate, Ms. Dobrev also has her OWN version of Sag in Venus. Combined with a Mars located in the god of war himself, you have a woman who’s very feisty. This is someone who probably dedicates a section of their bank account to exploiting the newest, slickest and most daring sex toys. Ever see that image of tumblr where a school girl’s tying her shoes and her reflection is of a punk grinning up at her as she buckles up her mosh boots? THIS is the uttermost definition of that kind of woman. We’re going to steal the phrase - “Smeagol in the streets, Golem in the sheets…”

Together, their publicists probably blow up their phones in the middle of the day wondering why they’ve gone straight to voice mail as they ride each other raw in the backseat of a range rover.  

07 . 01 . 2013
This one’s going to be a fun one.


Quick Overview : Welcome to the Aquarian side of the zodiac! As some of us know, each planet is ruled by one or two astrological rulers because they serve as a metaphor for certain lessons in life. For Uranus, this planet is ruled by Aquarius and Aquarius in western astrology is the home of creativity. At their highest, these people are a step away from pisces and prefer to see the greater good of humanity and how every one and and living thing is ultimately connected. People with Uranian aspects are like Luna Lovegood’s daddy or The Dr. in modern form. They’re the inventors, scientists, artists with otherwordly inspired ideas for their work. Yet at the same time, at their worst, they’re the ones that say —- "Why are you trying to get so close to me?"


In love, happy Venus-Uranus aspects such as trines and sextiles give people the advantage of valuing autonomy in relationships. Sometimes they value it so much that they’re bouncing from continent to continent with a different lover in every city. They don’t like to feel tied down or smothered and they loathe traditional dynamics in relationships. Where’s the polyamory? Where’s the swinger’s club? Where’s that kinky little crevice in the forest where we can have orgies under the glowing moonlight? They also tend to value switches in gender roles in who leads the relationship. These people tend to attract lovers who have an other wordly presence about them and who probably aren’t fully accepted by the general public. Venus-Uranus people are the epitome of Amanda Palmer’s and Neil Gaiman’s relationship - It strikes most as very oddballish and unpredictable, but to them its home. 
Challenging Venus-Uranus aspects unfortunately drive people to a bit of madness because instead of seeking a healthy sense of autonomy, these people fear RELATIONSHIPS in general. Some of them will up and leave a potential romantic connection in the middle of the night if they fear that it’ll make them “settle down.” They become flighty, unstable and have trouble deciding if they want a lover or someone exactly like themselves. At their worst, it makes someone associate intimacy with a conventional relationship and sends them packing right as someone THINKS that they’ve got them interested in them. There’s a tendency to want to sabotage relationships as soon as an emotional connection becomes established in this sense. 

This one’s going to be a fun one.

Quick Overview : Welcome to the Aquarian side of the zodiac! As some of us know, each planet is ruled by one or two astrological rulers because they serve as a metaphor for certain lessons in life. For Uranus, this planet is ruled by Aquarius and Aquarius in western astrology is the home of creativity. At their highest, these people are a step away from pisces and prefer to see the greater good of humanity and how every one and and living thing is ultimately connected. People with Uranian aspects are like Luna Lovegood’s daddy or The Dr. in modern form. They’re the inventors, scientists, artists with otherwordly inspired ideas for their work. Yet at the same time, at their worst, they’re the ones that say —- "Why are you trying to get so close to me?"

In love, happy Venus-Uranus aspects such as trines and sextiles give people the advantage of valuing autonomy in relationships. Sometimes they value it so much that they’re bouncing from continent to continent with a different lover in every city. They don’t like to feel tied down or smothered and they loathe traditional dynamics in relationships. Where’s the polyamory? Where’s the swinger’s club? Where’s that kinky little crevice in the forest where we can have orgies under the glowing moonlight? They also tend to value switches in gender roles in who leads the relationship. These people tend to attract lovers who have an other wordly presence about them and who probably aren’t fully accepted by the general public. Venus-Uranus people are the epitome of Amanda Palmer’s and Neil Gaiman’s relationship - It strikes most as very oddballish and unpredictable, but to them its home. 

Challenging Venus-Uranus aspects unfortunately drive people to a bit of madness because instead of seeking a healthy sense of autonomy, these people fear RELATIONSHIPS in general. Some of them will up and leave a potential romantic connection in the middle of the night if they fear that it’ll make them “settle down.” They become flighty, unstable and have trouble deciding if they want a lover or someone exactly like themselves. At their worst, it makes someone associate intimacy with a conventional relationship and sends them packing right as someone THINKS that they’ve got them interested in them. There’s a tendency to want to sabotage relationships as soon as an emotional connection becomes established in this sense. 

17 . 08 . 2012
Attention Celestial Students! Unless you pay attention to the syllabus we’re about to talk about here, we’re not going to respond to your messages. 

We’re not going to be doing personal readings at the moment. Good chance that it’ll be happening in late Sept. or in October, however. Got some surprises in store.  
If you’re asking us about compatibility, we’re going to ignore it unless you tell us what each of your Sun, Moon, Venus and Mars signs are. Then if you actually know what time each of you were born, look on the right hand side of that table and tell us what signs are to the right of the roman numerals VII and VIII (7 and 8). 

Chart calculations can be done here. 

Attention Celestial Students! Unless you pay attention to the syllabus we’re about to talk about here, we’re not going to respond to your messages. 

  • We’re not going to be doing personal readings at the moment. Good chance that it’ll be happening in late Sept. or in October, however. Got some surprises in store. 
     
  • If you’re asking us about compatibility, we’re going to ignore it unless you tell us what each of your Sun, Moon, Venus and Mars signs are. Then if you actually know what time each of you were born, look on the right hand side of that table and tell us what signs are to the right of the roman numerals VII and VIII (7 and 8). 

Chart calculations can be done here. 

10 . 08 . 2012
> It’s because you’ll be emotionally detached and you won’t give two fucks about whether or not he’ll forget your name the morning after the night he fucks you. You have to be independent, opinionated, and strong willed enough to put him in his place if you need to. > > To see if you even have any of these things in you, Click Here to calculate your chart  

> It’s because you’ll be emotionally detached and you won’t give two fucks about whether or not he’ll forget your name the morning after the night he fucks you. You have to be independent, opinionated, and strong willed enough to put him in his place if you need to. 

> > To see if you even have any of these things in you, Click Here to calculate your chart  

09 . 08 . 2012
Anonymous asked
Hello, I was wondering if you could tell me the compatibility between myself, a female Libra, and a male Taurus. I have a moon in Gemini, and both Venus and Mars in Scorpio. My 7th house is in Leo and my 8th in Libra. His moon is in Aries, Venus in Gemini, and Mars in Taurus. I'm unaware of what his 7th and 8th houses are. Will a relationship between the both of us last or is it just a passing fancy? :/

Libra / Moon in Gem / Venus and Mars in Scorpio (7th in Leo / 8th in Libra) xTaurus / Moon in Aries / Venus in Gem / Mars in Taurus =

You’re basically looking at a combination where the guy that you’re into isn’t going to understand some of the concerns and paranoia you have about how you appear to others. As a person, you can have a tendency to want to control your sexual partners and he might sometimes find that smothering. On top of that, he’s not going to be NEARLY as kinky as you are. He’ll be playful and flirtatious, but in the bedroom, he might not understand all of your kinks. 

Emotionally, you’ll understand each other and you’ll thrive because you’ll each give each other your space. It’s smooth sailing in that category, but romantically, you’ll run into a few hiccups. You consider sex to be deep and transformative and he’ll just simply view it as, "Oh, we’re fucking." You’re also more emotional than he is and arguments might arise over you possibly seeming a bit passive aggressive to him. 

2 years ago
Anonymous asked
how would one keep a relationship "exciting" enough for a venus in aries person?

If you have to ask how to keep a relationship exciting, it means that you’re not naturally cut out to satisfy them the way they need to be. That’s just the honest truth, ESPECIALLY if you’re dealing with someone who has their Venus in Aries. 

08 . 08 . 2012
Going to keep it real simple - Click Here
What dictates who you’re attracted to falls within your Mars, Venus, 7th and 8th Houses. It gets more complex, but to get a general understanding of it, we’ll keep it restricted there for fun -
Your Venus Sign is how you express yourself romantically
Your Mars Sign is how you express your actions and your sex drive
Your 7th House rules what sort of relationships make you comfortable
Your 8th House rules what sort of people secretly get you off OR you might be utterly repulsed by.
If you don’t know your birth time, having an understanding of your Mars and Venus signs WILL help you figure out why you like who you like -
Aries - Having Mars/Venus/or an 8th here means you like very independent, fiery partners who take charge and are usually hard to catch 
Taurus - You prefer the more practical types who don’t have to show off for attention. They’re usually very grounded with great senses of humor.
Gemini - You like those logical, mad-genius types who think everything through. These types are usually incredibly horny and flirtatious 
Cancer - The homey-ones that are super sensitive make you ready to lay eggs
Leo - The super loud, outgoing, PARTY AT 3 AM people who are adored by all make you driven to choose them as mates. 
Virgo - You like the introverted, neurotic, Woody Allen/Zooey Deschanel types 
Libra - The fashionable, social and graceful people attract you like baby moths to flames. They’re not as loud as Leos, but are equally as opinionated. 
Scorpio - You like the broody, dark, mysterious, probably-a-sex-god -peeps that ooze intensity and you assume have a private BDSM torture chamber 
Sagittarius - The super unpredictable, fit, active and adventurous ones are the ones that you’d happily bareback into the wilderness. 
Capricorn - You prefer the ones that are baby-CEOS of their own businesses and who have plenty of status, power and seem as if they can pop out trust fund babies.
Aquarius - The quirky types get you off. You like those very New Agey/off the wall, never-in-the-same-place-twice / try-everything-once people that have one foot in the present and one foot somewhere else. 
Pisces - You prefer them kind, compassionate, emotional and who have a sort of ‘dream like’ aura to them. You want the artists, the musicians and the street orphans that are coincidentally fucking gorgeous. 

Going to keep it real simple - Click Here

What dictates who you’re attracted to falls within your Mars, Venus, 7th and 8th Houses. It gets more complex, but to get a general understanding of it, we’ll keep it restricted there for fun -

  • Your Venus Sign is how you express yourself romantically
  • Your Mars Sign is how you express your actions and your sex drive
  • Your 7th House rules what sort of relationships make you comfortable
  • Your 8th House rules what sort of people secretly get you off OR you might be utterly repulsed by.

If you don’t know your birth time, having an understanding of your Mars and Venus signs WILL help you figure out why you like who you like -

  1. Aries - Having Mars/Venus/or an 8th here means you like very independent, fiery partners who take charge and are usually hard to catch 
  2. Taurus - You prefer the more practical types who don’t have to show off for attention. They’re usually very grounded with great senses of humor.
  3. Gemini - You like those logical, mad-genius types who think everything through. These types are usually incredibly horny and flirtatious 
  4. Cancer - The homey-ones that are super sensitive make you ready to lay eggs
  5. Leo - The super loud, outgoing, PARTY AT 3 AM people who are adored by all make you driven to choose them as mates. 
  6. Virgo - You like the introverted, neurotic, Woody Allen/Zooey Deschanel types 
  7. Libra - The fashionable, social and graceful people attract you like baby moths to flames. They’re not as loud as Leos, but are equally as opinionated. 
  8. Scorpio - You like the broody, dark, mysterious, probably-a-sex-god -peeps that ooze intensity and you assume have a private BDSM torture chamber 
  9. Sagittarius - The super unpredictable, fit, active and adventurous ones are the ones that you’d happily bareback into the wilderness. 
  10. Capricorn - You prefer the ones that are baby-CEOS of their own businesses and who have plenty of status, power and seem as if they can pop out trust fund babies.
  11. Aquarius - The quirky types get you off. You like those very New Agey/off the wall, never-in-the-same-place-twice / try-everything-once people that have one foot in the present and one foot somewhere else. 
  12. Pisces - You prefer them kind, compassionate, emotional and who have a sort of ‘dream like’ aura to them. You want the artists, the musicians and the street orphans that are coincidentally fucking gorgeous. 
2 years ago
The 'Bad Boys' of the Zodiac are usually the ones that are mixed with quite a bit of air or fire. They’re the Sagittariuses and Geminis’ with ridiculous sex drives, wandering eyes and always end up being the most attractive. 
I’m going to be very blunt. Unless you have an Air or Fire moon (gemini, aquarius, libra, aries, leo, sag) and have mars and venus placements that LOVE variety, loathe monogamy and don’t have jealousy brewing beneath your skin - You WILL have your heart broken, your dreams destroyed and your pride accidentally demolished. 
If you have any of the following signs in your planets, do NOT think you can handle a guy that’s super flirtatious, overly friendly and commitment or intimacy-phobic : 
Cancer, Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
Sun Signs don’t count. If you have your MOON or VENUS in ANY of those signs, you can’t handle it and I suggest that you leave them to women who can. If you think this is a challenge, prepare to limp off the battle field with your ego slaughtered. 
Click Here to find out if you’re one of the lucky ones. 

The 'Bad Boys' of the Zodiac are usually the ones that are mixed with quite a bit of air or fire. They’re the Sagittariuses and Geminis’ with ridiculous sex drives, wandering eyes and always end up being the most attractive. 

I’m going to be very blunt. Unless you have an Air or Fire moon (gemini, aquarius, libra, aries, leo, sag) and have mars and venus placements that LOVE variety, loathe monogamy and don’t have jealousy brewing beneath your skin - You WILL have your heart broken, your dreams destroyed and your pride accidentally demolished. 

If you have any of the following signs in your planets, do NOT think you can handle a guy that’s super flirtatious, overly friendly and commitment or intimacy-phobic : 

Cancer, Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio

Sun Signs don’t count. If you have your MOON or VENUS in ANY of those signs, you can’t handle it and I suggest that you leave them to women who can. If you think this is a challenge, prepare to limp off the battle field with your ego slaughtered. 

Click Here to find out if you’re one of the lucky ones. 

07 . 08 . 2012
All original credit for the list goes to the excellent book, “Sextrology” by Starsky and Cox. 

All original credit for the list goes to the excellent book, “Sextrology” by Starsky and Cox. 

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