18 . 01 . 2013
Why butterflies you ask? I’ve done a bit of reading on this one, and its said that Venus in the 1st house represents a “social butterfly” of sorts. Since Venus = Relationships and the 1st house represents the self, Venus in 1st house means “Your relationship with others and yourself.” They’re social butterflies because their lives exist around the connections with others they create.
This placement has two sides. On one hand, you have someone who supposedly has a very well crafted sense of self. They’re individualistic and can distinctly carve out their opinions and their beliefs from those of everyone else. On the flip side, all of those beliefs, opinions and HOW this person is crafted dependently rely on their relationships WITH other people. Get the link?
According to Venus in the 1st house, they build their self image by sometimes over prioritizing relationships in their lives. Its as if they can’t-exist-without them. Even though some astrologers and amateur star gazers associate this position to Libra because they say that Venus in the 1st gives this person a love of beauty, charm and finesse, we think that that’s just hitting the surface.
If your love life directly correlates with the relationship you have with yourself, then romance becomes a number one thing to you or your social relationships outweigh your other responsibilities.   

Why butterflies you ask? I’ve done a bit of reading on this one, and its said that Venus in the 1st house represents a “social butterfly” of sorts. Since Venus = Relationships and the 1st house represents the self, Venus in 1st house means “Your relationship with others and yourself.” They’re social butterflies because their lives exist around the connections with others they create.

This placement has two sides. On one hand, you have someone who supposedly has a very well crafted sense of self. They’re individualistic and can distinctly carve out their opinions and their beliefs from those of everyone else. On the flip side, all of those beliefs, opinions and HOW this person is crafted dependently rely on their relationships WITH other people. Get the link?

According to Venus in the 1st house, they build their self image by sometimes over prioritizing relationships in their lives. Its as if they can’t-exist-without them. Even though some astrologers and amateur star gazers associate this position to Libra because they say that Venus in the 1st gives this person a love of beauty, charm and finesse, we think that that’s just hitting the surface.

If your love life directly correlates with the relationship you have with yourself, then romance becomes a number one thing to you or your social relationships outweigh your other responsibilities.   

15 . 01 . 2013
We’re going to talk a bit about how aries loves and screws for people that have it in their 7th and/or 8th houses, Venus and/or their Mars in Aries or have their venus and mars planets aspecting a crap ton of others (particularly each other and pluto). 
Aries doesn’t really love, they love HARD. People with Aries 7th Houses want relationships that they dominate and partners that seem un-dominatable — because its fun like that. If you have Aries in any of the the love planets or houses, people probably have this idea that you’re a hard one to wine and dine and to catch. 
Aries doesn’t play that. The Aries 8th house people want partners that will physically, emotionally and psychologically drive them insane and CONSTANTLY make them work for it. They think that subtlety is bullshit and they love men and women that look like they own multiple love dungeons. 
Aries Venus and Mars ladies and gents want partners that either intentionally dominate or ACCIDENTALLY dominate. They’re also suckers for legs, jawlines and might not think it foul to have sex on the first date. Even Ares fucked Aphrodite after all. 

We’re going to talk a bit about how aries loves and screws for people that have it in their 7th and/or 8th houses, Venus and/or their Mars in Aries or have their venus and mars planets aspecting a crap ton of others (particularly each other and pluto). 

Aries doesn’t really love, they love HARD. People with Aries 7th Houses want relationships that they dominate and partners that seem un-dominatable — because its fun like that. If you have Aries in any of the the love planets or houses, people probably have this idea that you’re a hard one to wine and dine and to catch. 

Aries doesn’t play that. The Aries 8th house people want partners that will physically, emotionally and psychologically drive them insane and CONSTANTLY make them work for it. They think that subtlety is bullshit and they love men and women that look like they own multiple love dungeons. 

Aries Venus and Mars ladies and gents want partners that either intentionally dominate or ACCIDENTALLY dominate. They’re also suckers for legs, jawlines and might not think it foul to have sex on the first date. Even Ares fucked Aphrodite after all. 

11 . 01 . 2013

In honor of the resurrection of the 10+ messages we’ve received about compatibility, we’ve decided to do a celebrity edition of it because we love you all so much. The co-runner of this blog is into the Vampire Diaries and she’s developed a fascination for Ian Somerhalder. She liked him beforehand, but he REALLY stood out to her in this series. She channeled that interest into doing what we always do – We looked up his natal chart and his wife’s to see what their sex life is like! You’re going to have to fan yourself for this one, folks. Please, call life support.

  • Ian’s a Sagittarius with a Scorpio Venus and a Sagittarius Mars with an Aries Moon (dear lord) and his other placements loaded into once again…Sagittarius. You can view his chart here
     
  • His pretty woman Nina Dobrev (she’s adorable, have you seen the pics?) is a level headed Capricorn with a Sagittarius Venus and an Aries Mars with an Aquarian Moon. You can view hers here

Scorpio and Sagittarius are known to bump heads and produce a near unmatched intensity together. Someone with BOTH inside of them is going to produce a person that’s somewhat of a ..trickmaster..a jokester, a person who you have to regularly smack because they think everything is a practical joke. In bed, (especially if their venus and mars are aspected with any other planets) will make someone playful with a capital P. They’ll be warm, adventurous and will be more than happy to turn a trip to Starbucks into an episode where you’re fucking behind someone’s bushes in a parking lot.

Sweet Nina’s probably attractive to him because she’s the definition of an Aries in looks and Sag boys are usually suckers for a killer pair of legs. Even though she looks delicate, Ms. Dobrev also has her OWN version of Sag in Venus. Combined with a Mars located in the god of war himself, you have a woman who’s very feisty. This is someone who probably dedicates a section of their bank account to exploiting the newest, slickest and most daring sex toys. Ever see that image of tumblr where a school girl’s tying her shoes and her reflection is of a punk grinning up at her as she buckles up her mosh boots? THIS is the uttermost definition of that kind of woman. We’re going to steal the phrase - “Smeagol in the streets, Golem in the sheets…”

Together, their publicists probably blow up their phones in the middle of the day wondering why they’ve gone straight to voice mail as they ride each other raw in the backseat of a range rover.  

1 year ago
Well, not literally..thank god. In the traditional sense and for the sake of political correctness, the 7th house is known as the marriage house because its ruled by Libra and Libra governs everything legal and social relationships. If you combine them, you basically get the structure of marriage. The outer shell, the exoskeleton. Like Libra, its everything dealing with appearances. 
"Structure" is the word we’re honing in on. Your 7th house out of the 12 you have represents the structure that you prefer to have in relationships. Whether its a power play or a relationship where you’re the damsel in distress, the 7th governs the dynamic that you prefer. When you want to have an idea about what you’re like in love, you look at your Venus, Mars and your 7th and 8th houses to start out with. Lets look at some examples of how this works -                                                     - - - - - - 
Say another guy has a 7th house Cancer. We’re presented with the “cancer” archetype. Meaning that this guy is going to want a partner who’s - 
Nurturing, loving, caring and is a general mother figure
Who they see in a feminine, matriarchal light 
Someone who’s sensitive, hormonal and who they can protect
7th house water signs think that marriage is as good as an oath written in blood. While 7th house pisceans look for more of a prince or princess figure in a mate, 7th house cancernarians will either look after their mates and portray a male-cancer or want a partner who protects THEM and portrays a female cancer. 
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Say a guy has a 7th House Pisces. In order to understand the relationship structure he prefers, you merge it with the Pisces archetype. Meaning that in a partner, they want someone who - 
Might need “saving” and they’re drawn to people that are self destructive or helpless
Might be an artist or someone who’s very creative, dreamy and has that type of beauty where they’re so beautiful that everyone knows it EXCEPT for themselves
Might value relationships as a “be-all-end-all” - someone that thinks that love should last forever, no matter what
At the same time, you also combine what Pisces typically values in relationships. Think of the 7th house as the pseudo version of a venus sign. So a 7th house pisces would be a bit similar to a venus in pisces. Relationship wise, this person may have a tendency to be more traditional and might hold off on love until they’ve found the one they’ve dreamed of. 

Well, not literally..thank god. In the traditional sense and for the sake of political correctness, the 7th house is known as the marriage house because its ruled by Libra and Libra governs everything legal and social relationships. If you combine them, you basically get the structure of marriage. The outer shell, the exoskeleton. Like Libra, its everything dealing with appearances. 

"Structure" is the word we’re honing in on. Your 7th house out of the 12 you have represents the structure that you prefer to have in relationships. Whether its a power play or a relationship where you’re the damsel in distress, the 7th governs the dynamic that you prefer. When you want to have an idea about what you’re like in love, you look at your Venus, Mars and your 7th and 8th houses to start out with. Lets look at some examples of how this works - 

                                                    - - - - - - 

  • Say another guy has a 7th house Cancer. We’re presented with the “cancer” archetype. Meaning that this guy is going to want a partner who’s - 
  1. Nurturing, loving, caring and is a general mother figure
  2. Who they see in a feminine, matriarchal light 
  3. Someone who’s sensitive, hormonal and who they can protect

7th house water signs think that marriage is as good as an oath written in blood. While 7th house pisceans look for more of a prince or princess figure in a mate, 7th house cancernarians will either look after their mates and portray a male-cancer or want a partner who protects THEM and portrays a female cancer. 

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  • Say a guy has a 7th House Pisces. In order to understand the relationship structure he prefers, you merge it with the Pisces archetype. Meaning that in a partner, they want someone who - 
  1. Might need “saving” and they’re drawn to people that are self destructive or helpless
  2. Might be an artist or someone who’s very creative, dreamy and has that type of beauty where they’re so beautiful that everyone knows it EXCEPT for themselves
  3. Might value relationships as a “be-all-end-all” - someone that thinks that love should last forever, no matter what

At the same time, you also combine what Pisces typically values in relationships. Think of the 7th house as the pseudo version of a venus sign. So a 7th house pisces would be a bit similar to a venus in pisces. Relationship wise, this person may have a tendency to be more traditional and might hold off on love until they’ve found the one they’ve dreamed of. 

07 . 01 . 2013
Oh, this is going to be a good one. I’ve been waiting to cover these last two aspects - 



Quick Overview - Neptune is ruled by (I almost said Triton, god help us all) - Poseidon in greek myth and represents the ebb and flow of the gentleness and sincerity of humanity and the heavy tide of delusions that drown mankind with its obsessions. Neptunian people often have a dream like quality to them. You never know what they’re really thinking and you can never pinpoint why you feel like you’re stranded on a distant planet when they’re nearby. People with Neptunian placements have a tendency to give the world the best example of what happens when you dedicate your life to something that only you can see. 



Happier Venus-Neptune aspects are going to give someone the tendency to delve into spirituality or have an interest ..or obsession with what the naked eye can’t see. They’re curious kittens and will never take anything at face value. They’re enthralled by what’s lurking under the surface and make very sensitive people and lovers that are fascinated by fairy tale like endings and dynamics. They make women that wait for their princes or princess charmings and men that willingly throw themselves into the depths of love affair after love affair to find their ‘soul mate.’ These are the ones that often make 100 point lists about what their ‘ideal lover’ would be like. At their highest however, when they’re not drenched in their own emotions, they have this uncanny ability to see the best in people when others see only murk and darkness. 
At their worst with challenging aspects, please..DO beware. People with Venus-Neptune oppositions and squares are often quite deluded in love. They’re easily mislead and often represent poor and innocent lambs accidentally being dragged to a slaughter. Their hyper sensitivity gets the best of them and sometimes they have a tendency to choose lovers that are as self destructive as themselves. Like mermaids that wake up one day thinking that they’re saints, they go for “troubled” partners and pathological liars that they think that they can magically save with the force of true love. They’re also ridiculously down about themselves because they feel alone in comparison to everyone else because they create this reality where they willingly make themselves into the black sheep, or they ARE the black sheep because its hard for most people to relate to them. These people often need a good friend to drag them out of their habits because if you leave them on their own, they’ll be one step away from destroying themselves because if they’re not falling in love to escape reality, they’ll be creating a reality out of another kind of addiction. 

Oh, this is going to be a good one. I’ve been waiting to cover these last two aspects - 

Quick Overview - Neptune is ruled by (I almost said Triton, god help us all) - Poseidon in greek myth and represents the ebb and flow of the gentleness and sincerity of humanity and the heavy tide of delusions that drown mankind with its obsessions. Neptunian people often have a dream like quality to them. You never know what they’re really thinking and you can never pinpoint why you feel like you’re stranded on a distant planet when they’re nearby. People with Neptunian placements have a tendency to give the world the best example of what happens when you dedicate your life to something that only you can see. 

Happier Venus-Neptune aspects are going to give someone the tendency to delve into spirituality or have an interest ..or obsession with what the naked eye can’t see. They’re curious kittens and will never take anything at face value. They’re enthralled by what’s lurking under the surface and make very sensitive people and lovers that are fascinated by fairy tale like endings and dynamics. They make women that wait for their princes or princess charmings and men that willingly throw themselves into the depths of love affair after love affair to find their ‘soul mate.’ These are the ones that often make 100 point lists about what their ‘ideal lover’ would be like. At their highest however, when they’re not drenched in their own emotions, they have this uncanny ability to see the best in people when others see only murk and darkness. 

At their worst with challenging aspects, please..DO beware. People with Venus-Neptune oppositions and squares are often quite deluded in love. They’re easily mislead and often represent poor and innocent lambs accidentally being dragged to a slaughter. Their hyper sensitivity gets the best of them and sometimes they have a tendency to choose lovers that are as self destructive as themselves. Like mermaids that wake up one day thinking that they’re saints, they go for “troubled” partners and pathological liars that they think that they can magically save with the force of true love. They’re also ridiculously down about themselves because they feel alone in comparison to everyone else because they create this reality where they willingly make themselves into the black sheep, or they ARE the black sheep because its hard for most people to relate to them. These people often need a good friend to drag them out of their habits because if you leave them on their own, they’ll be one step away from destroying themselves because if they’re not falling in love to escape reality, they’ll be creating a reality out of another kind of addiction. 

1 year ago
This one’s going to be a fun one.


Quick Overview : Welcome to the Aquarian side of the zodiac! As some of us know, each planet is ruled by one or two astrological rulers because they serve as a metaphor for certain lessons in life. For Uranus, this planet is ruled by Aquarius and Aquarius in western astrology is the home of creativity. At their highest, these people are a step away from pisces and prefer to see the greater good of humanity and how every one and and living thing is ultimately connected. People with Uranian aspects are like Luna Lovegood’s daddy or The Dr. in modern form. They’re the inventors, scientists, artists with otherwordly inspired ideas for their work. Yet at the same time, at their worst, they’re the ones that say —- "Why are you trying to get so close to me?"


In love, happy Venus-Uranus aspects such as trines and sextiles give people the advantage of valuing autonomy in relationships. Sometimes they value it so much that they’re bouncing from continent to continent with a different lover in every city. They don’t like to feel tied down or smothered and they loathe traditional dynamics in relationships. Where’s the polyamory? Where’s the swinger’s club? Where’s that kinky little crevice in the forest where we can have orgies under the glowing moonlight? They also tend to value switches in gender roles in who leads the relationship. These people tend to attract lovers who have an other wordly presence about them and who probably aren’t fully accepted by the general public. Venus-Uranus people are the epitome of Amanda Palmer’s and Neil Gaiman’s relationship - It strikes most as very oddballish and unpredictable, but to them its home. 
Challenging Venus-Uranus aspects unfortunately drive people to a bit of madness because instead of seeking a healthy sense of autonomy, these people fear RELATIONSHIPS in general. Some of them will up and leave a potential romantic connection in the middle of the night if they fear that it’ll make them “settle down.” They become flighty, unstable and have trouble deciding if they want a lover or someone exactly like themselves. At their worst, it makes someone associate intimacy with a conventional relationship and sends them packing right as someone THINKS that they’ve got them interested in them. There’s a tendency to want to sabotage relationships as soon as an emotional connection becomes established in this sense. 

This one’s going to be a fun one.

Quick Overview : Welcome to the Aquarian side of the zodiac! As some of us know, each planet is ruled by one or two astrological rulers because they serve as a metaphor for certain lessons in life. For Uranus, this planet is ruled by Aquarius and Aquarius in western astrology is the home of creativity. At their highest, these people are a step away from pisces and prefer to see the greater good of humanity and how every one and and living thing is ultimately connected. People with Uranian aspects are like Luna Lovegood’s daddy or The Dr. in modern form. They’re the inventors, scientists, artists with otherwordly inspired ideas for their work. Yet at the same time, at their worst, they’re the ones that say —- "Why are you trying to get so close to me?"

In love, happy Venus-Uranus aspects such as trines and sextiles give people the advantage of valuing autonomy in relationships. Sometimes they value it so much that they’re bouncing from continent to continent with a different lover in every city. They don’t like to feel tied down or smothered and they loathe traditional dynamics in relationships. Where’s the polyamory? Where’s the swinger’s club? Where’s that kinky little crevice in the forest where we can have orgies under the glowing moonlight? They also tend to value switches in gender roles in who leads the relationship. These people tend to attract lovers who have an other wordly presence about them and who probably aren’t fully accepted by the general public. Venus-Uranus people are the epitome of Amanda Palmer’s and Neil Gaiman’s relationship - It strikes most as very oddballish and unpredictable, but to them its home. 

Challenging Venus-Uranus aspects unfortunately drive people to a bit of madness because instead of seeking a healthy sense of autonomy, these people fear RELATIONSHIPS in general. Some of them will up and leave a potential romantic connection in the middle of the night if they fear that it’ll make them “settle down.” They become flighty, unstable and have trouble deciding if they want a lover or someone exactly like themselves. At their worst, it makes someone associate intimacy with a conventional relationship and sends them packing right as someone THINKS that they’ve got them interested in them. There’s a tendency to want to sabotage relationships as soon as an emotional connection becomes established in this sense. 

04 . 01 . 2013
Beware of the baby-makers and condom dispenser raiders of the zodiac - These people have got serious game or simultaneously have some of the most addicting “love and lost” stories next to Venus in aspect to Neptune. 
Venus-Mars aspects represents aphrodite making love to the god of war himself. It combines the throws of passion with an appetite for love and forget-me-nots. People with Venus-Mars sextiles and trines are those who are constantly asking their partners for seconds and thirds on the bedroom floor and in the kitchen before the folks get home. They’re the people that wonder if there’s going to be sex on the first date and probably have a phone or an OKCupid account full of waiting potentials incase that date was a total dud. They’re the alpha, beta and gamma males and females who probably have a better idea about the art of sex appeal than half of the population. 
At their worst, challenging aspects (squares, conjunctions and oppositions) create people that are so addicted to love that they often confuse it with a gratifying sexual release. These are the people that are roaming into their late 20s, 30s and 40s still swinging into the singles scene while their friends wonder why they can’t get into long, term relationship. They usually claim that its hard to find someone who can keep up with them sexually, but its usually a charade to hide their fears of intimacy. 
Think that this sounds like you? Click here to find out for yourself ;)

Beware of the baby-makers and condom dispenser raiders of the zodiac - These people have got serious game or simultaneously have some of the most addicting “love and lost” stories next to Venus in aspect to Neptune. 

Venus-Mars aspects represents aphrodite making love to the god of war himself. It combines the throws of passion with an appetite for love and forget-me-nots. People with Venus-Mars sextiles and trines are those who are constantly asking their partners for seconds and thirds on the bedroom floor and in the kitchen before the folks get home. They’re the people that wonder if there’s going to be sex on the first date and probably have a phone or an OKCupid account full of waiting potentials incase that date was a total dud. They’re the alpha, beta and gamma males and females who probably have a better idea about the art of sex appeal than half of the population. 

At their worst, challenging aspects (squares, conjunctions and oppositions) create people that are so addicted to love that they often confuse it with a gratifying sexual release. These are the people that are roaming into their late 20s, 30s and 40s still swinging into the singles scene while their friends wonder why they can’t get into long, term relationship. They usually claim that its hard to find someone who can keep up with them sexually, but its usually a charade to hide their fears of intimacy. 

Think that this sounds like you? Click here to find out for yourself ;)

1 year ago


Quick Review - In greek myth, mercury represents Hermes the messenger to the gods. In astrology, that source of communication ties to mercury as your method of talking. Your mercury is your communication style. 


Venus - Mercury aspects represent someone who’s love life is tied to the intellectual side of their relationships and they’re usually the lover who takes every message literally or might even over analyze it to death because any sort of message is law to them. On a social scale, they’re probably the ones who have 16 extra email accounts and have hopped on top of every sort of social network known to man. Remember that old Livejournal you abandoned in 2006? They probably have 4 or 5 separate accounts for that. 
Positive Venus - Mercury aspects (sextiles, conjunctions and trines) give people the leverage to have an endless web of different friends. They’re usually social butterflies or moths. While they’re great at being personable because people often feel as if they can “tell them anything,” they run the risk of appearing two faced because they’re able to mirror other people’s opinions because they’d rather agree than cause conflict. 
Challenging Venus - Mercury aspects (squares and oppositions) often cause people to have trouble communicating their feelings to their lovers. There’s usually a thick cement block between their head and their heart and its easier for them to talk about love than to actually realize that they have the potential to feel such a thing. In relationships they’re prone to accidentally sending mixed signals because they have trouble telling their lovers what they actually want. 
Think this sounds like you? Check your natal chart here to find out. 

Quick Review - In greek myth, mercury represents Hermes the messenger to the gods. In astrology, that source of communication ties to mercury as your method of talking. Your mercury is your communication style. 

Venus - Mercury aspects represent someone who’s love life is tied to the intellectual side of their relationships and they’re usually the lover who takes every message literally or might even over analyze it to death because any sort of message is law to them. On a social scale, they’re probably the ones who have 16 extra email accounts and have hopped on top of every sort of social network known to man. Remember that old Livejournal you abandoned in 2006? They probably have 4 or 5 separate accounts for that. 

Positive Venus - Mercury aspects (sextiles, conjunctions and trines) give people the leverage to have an endless web of different friends. They’re usually social butterflies or moths. While they’re great at being personable because people often feel as if they can “tell them anything,” they run the risk of appearing two faced because they’re able to mirror other people’s opinions because they’d rather agree than cause conflict. 

Challenging Venus - Mercury aspects (squares and oppositions) often cause people to have trouble communicating their feelings to their lovers. There’s usually a thick cement block between their head and their heart and its easier for them to talk about love than to actually realize that they have the potential to feel such a thing. In relationships they’re prone to accidentally sending mixed signals because they have trouble telling their lovers what they actually want. 

Think this sounds like you? Check your natal chart here to find out. 

17 . 08 . 2012
Attention Celestial Students! Unless you pay attention to the syllabus we’re about to talk about here, we’re not going to respond to your messages. 

We’re not going to be doing personal readings at the moment. Good chance that it’ll be happening in late Sept. or in October, however. Got some surprises in store.  
If you’re asking us about compatibility, we’re going to ignore it unless you tell us what each of your Sun, Moon, Venus and Mars signs are. Then if you actually know what time each of you were born, look on the right hand side of that table and tell us what signs are to the right of the roman numerals VII and VIII (7 and 8). 

Chart calculations can be done here. 

Attention Celestial Students! Unless you pay attention to the syllabus we’re about to talk about here, we’re not going to respond to your messages. 

  • We’re not going to be doing personal readings at the moment. Good chance that it’ll be happening in late Sept. or in October, however. Got some surprises in store. 
     
  • If you’re asking us about compatibility, we’re going to ignore it unless you tell us what each of your Sun, Moon, Venus and Mars signs are. Then if you actually know what time each of you were born, look on the right hand side of that table and tell us what signs are to the right of the roman numerals VII and VIII (7 and 8). 

Chart calculations can be done here. 

15 . 08 . 2012
“I’m queer. I have a lot of really wonderful friends who are of very different sexes and genders. I am very much in love with no one in particular. I’ve been trying to figure out relationships, you know? I don’t know if it’s responsible for kids of my age to be so aggressively pursuing monogamous binds, because I don’t think we’re ready for them. The romanticism within our culture dictates that that’s what you’re supposed to be looking for. Then [when] we find what we think is love — even if it is love — we do not yet have the tools. I do feel that it’s possible to be at this age unintentionally hurtful, just by being irresponsible — which is fine. I’m super down with being irresponsible. I’m just trying to make sure my lack of responsibility no longer hurts people. That’s where I’m at in the boyfriend/girlfriend/zefriend type of question.”—    Ezra Miller
      I told my bestie(the one that I run this beautiful blog with) that Ezra Miller must be a Libra because he’s so flexible and thats the very definition of Libra. After she read the quote she said: “Oh thats overly Libra thats I wish life was pancakes Libra” which got me started on a huge rant about the nature of Libra and of air signs in general. I laughed and said “life was pancakes! Oh my god thats every Libra’s life forever!” I said this because they come before Scorpio and thats what they have and will always think forever. Scopios are more like “yeah, I know life isn’t fair and it will never be fair” and Libra keeps pushing and pushing and pushing for it to be all pretty, fair, balanced, easy, and flexible. Its painful, really. She laughed and I told her that it is! That I kind of feel sorry for them sometimes because they’re scrambling around so much for that and they don’t just accept it and everything like Scorpio does. In my opinion its a bit annoying, but thats my opinion. Because they’re so objective.
      They want to balance everything out so much it becomes compulsive and annoying. They’re kind of like Pisces…in the way that they are neither here nor there about things. Which annoys the shit out of me as an Aries. Ahaha! Pisces is indecisive and flaky but Libra does it out of wanting be objective and nice. Because, they think its nice and objective to see all sides to things. For example, Ezra Miller’s quote is very “oh, I am trying to balance everything and view everything objectively—sooo…I am neither here nor there and I can and it can go either way and I’d like to please everyone”. SOOO Libra.
     I think the thing with Libra is the fact that they are trying to please everyone and in doing so they please no one. Because, there is no such thing as pleasing everyone or even objectivity because human beings have too much invested in things. We’re not robots. Thats the trouble with Air signs in general at times. They think we’re robots in one way or another. Gemini is much to analytical and objective because their minds work like calculators, Libra is objective and wants everything balanced because they want to please everyone. Aquarius is just…much to airy and they let go too easily. They want everything much too free where in they think no one should belong to anyone and no one should have any kind of weight to anything. They want the OVERCOMING of the human experience in a way where they want to push everything out of us that in fact makes us very human in the first place. I think thats their lesson to kind of…learn.

“I’m queer. I have a lot of really wonderful friends who are of very different sexes and genders. I am very much in love with no one in particular. I’ve been trying to figure out relationships, you know? I don’t know if it’s responsible for kids of my age to be so aggressively pursuing monogamous binds, because I don’t think we’re ready for them. The romanticism within our culture dictates that that’s what you’re supposed to be looking for. Then [when] we find what we think is love — even if it is love — we do not yet have the tools. I do feel that it’s possible to be at this age unintentionally hurtful, just by being irresponsible — which is fine. I’m super down with being irresponsible. I’m just trying to make sure my lack of responsibility no longer hurts people. That’s where I’m at in the boyfriend/girlfriend/zefriend type of question.”
—    Ezra Miller

      I told my bestie(the one that I run this beautiful blog with) that Ezra Miller must be a Libra because he’s so flexible and thats the very definition of Libra. After she read the quote she said: “Oh thats overly Libra thats I wish life was pancakes Libra” which got me started on a huge rant about the nature of Libra and of air signs in general. I laughed and said “life was pancakes! Oh my god thats every Libra’s life forever!” I said this because they come before Scorpio and thats what they have and will always think forever. Scopios are more like “yeah, I know life isn’t fair and it will never be fair” and Libra keeps pushing and pushing and pushing for it to be all pretty, fair, balanced, easy, and flexible. Its painful, really. She laughed and I told her that it is! That I kind of feel sorry for them sometimes because they’re scrambling around so much for that and they don’t just accept it and everything like Scorpio does. In my opinion its a bit annoying, but thats my opinion. Because they’re so objective.

      They want to balance everything out so much it becomes compulsive and annoying. They’re kind of like Pisces…in the way that they are neither here nor there about things. Which annoys the shit out of me as an Aries. Ahaha! Pisces is indecisive and flaky but Libra does it out of wanting be objective and nice. Because, they think its nice and objective to see all sides to things. For example, Ezra Miller’s quote is very “oh, I am trying to balance everything and view everything objectively—sooo…I am neither here nor there and I can and it can go either way and I’d like to please everyone”. SOOO Libra.

     I think the thing with Libra is the fact that they are trying to please everyone and in doing so they please no one. Because, there is no such thing as pleasing everyone or even objectivity because human beings have too much invested in things. We’re not robots. Thats the trouble with Air signs in general at times. They think we’re robots in one way or another. Gemini is much to analytical and objective because their minds work like calculators, Libra is objective and wants everything balanced because they want to please everyone. Aquarius is just…much to airy and they let go too easily. They want everything much too free where in they think no one should belong to anyone and no one should have any kind of weight to anything. They want the OVERCOMING of the human experience in a way where they want to push everything out of us that in fact makes us very human in the first place. I think thats their lesson to kind of…learn.

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